Yoda
08-02-2009, 10:40 AM
Was talking to a FREIND ON messenger when he pasted a text message he got from soneone he did know. My friend happens to be the master of sarcasm. If you cant handle bad words, this text is not for you.
rook: did i tell u about my txting fun a couple nights ago?
voices_shh: what happened
rook: some 210 number kept calling me…like 20 times in a row. Obv I didn’t answer because I don’t answer numbers I don’t recognize. So they kept calling. Eventually they began texting me:
rook: Them: Is this jaquies mom?
Me: no
Them: Who is this then because this is her number
Me: I stole her phone
Them: O really na but forreal can you talk to jaquie because she thinks I’m keeping something from her if I call you can you please answer
Me: I don’t know who she is. Really.
Them: Then answer so I can hear your voice.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Them: Okay
Me: What are you wearing?
Them: WTF no
Me: Nothing? That’s hot
Them: Don’t worry about that…..
Me: Playing hard to get I see. How old are you?
Them: Nothin hot wat wmt talkin about
Them: Don’t worry how old I am….I’m not here to play games I lost my love and Im trying to get her back…so please answer.
rook: Then I realize this isn’t a chick but a dude
rook: Them: If this is you then answer….
They call back again. I answer and don’t say anything. They stay on the phone for like 5 minutes saying “hello. Hello? Why are you not talking?”
Them: Y you not talking
rook: Me: Because I don’t know who you are and you have the wrong number retard
Them: Ha retard you don’t even know me and you call me that. Okay
Me: You’re obviously not bright. I’m not surprised your woman left you. She is out getting railed by a new guy already for what it’s worth.
Them: Bitch im one not to **** with okay Ill tell you that right now I’ll go to you conton and **** you up. Tell me and I’ll go….
Me: Go
Them: Where you live bitch
Me: With jaquie
Them: Esta vato she lives with her mom
Them: Where you live so I can go you wanna talk shit ill end it so where you live
Me: In the hood bra
Them: Which hood
Them: You’re a pussy bro I don’t deal with them later
Me: I know you don’t. She just left you.
Them: Ha ha ha ha ok dude you are very blunt about lookin
rook: retarded well lates
rook: was rly fun
rook: did i tell u about my txting fun a couple nights ago?
voices_shh: what happened
rook: some 210 number kept calling me…like 20 times in a row. Obv I didn’t answer because I don’t answer numbers I don’t recognize. So they kept calling. Eventually they began texting me:
rook: Them: Is this jaquies mom?
Me: no
Them: Who is this then because this is her number
Me: I stole her phone
Them: O really na but forreal can you talk to jaquie because she thinks I’m keeping something from her if I call you can you please answer
Me: I don’t know who she is. Really.
Them: Then answer so I can hear your voice.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Them: Okay
Me: What are you wearing?
Them: WTF no
Me: Nothing? That’s hot
Them: Don’t worry about that…..
Me: Playing hard to get I see. How old are you?
Them: Nothin hot wat wmt talkin about
Them: Don’t worry how old I am….I’m not here to play games I lost my love and Im trying to get her back…so please answer.
rook: Then I realize this isn’t a chick but a dude
rook: Them: If this is you then answer….
They call back again. I answer and don’t say anything. They stay on the phone for like 5 minutes saying “hello. Hello? Why are you not talking?”
Them: Y you not talking
rook: Me: Because I don’t know who you are and you have the wrong number retard
Them: Ha retard you don’t even know me and you call me that. Okay
Me: You’re obviously not bright. I’m not surprised your woman left you. She is out getting railed by a new guy already for what it’s worth.
Them: Bitch im one not to **** with okay Ill tell you that right now I’ll go to you conton and **** you up. Tell me and I’ll go….
Me: Go
Them: Where you live bitch
Me: With jaquie
Them: Esta vato she lives with her mom
Them: Where you live so I can go you wanna talk shit ill end it so where you live
Me: In the hood bra
Them: Which hood
Them: You’re a pussy bro I don’t deal with them later
Me: I know you don’t. She just left you.
Them: Ha ha ha ha ok dude you are very blunt about lookin
rook: retarded well lates
rook: was rly fun