Lil Ralphy And The Lifesavers

[KMCWA]

The 4th grade class had all done well on a difficult test so the teacher brought in Lifesavers for everyone as a treat the next day. She decided to make a learning game of them and had the kids name the flavors as they ate each one. They all named the usual ones cherry, orange, lemon lime etc.
When they got to the honey flavored one, no one could seem to guess.
She decided to give them a hint. "Think of a name your mother calls your dad." she said.

Suddenly Lil Ralphy sitting in the back leaped to his feet and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT !! IT'S AN ASSHOLE !!